The other day, I spent an awful long time justifying the importance of the best pickup lines that you can use on Tinder matches for responses. 

But we have all had our fair share of ups and downs when it comes to the worst pickup lines out there – super common ones, super cringey ones, and the worst of them all, dirty ones that literally creep you out. 

Having said that, I do love how people can be so confident and drop a random pickup line when you are least expecting it. On most occasions, it’s an instant turn-off. The other day, I was at brunch with a few girlfriends. We all ended up exchanging our pick-up line stories – and guys, what is wrong with the world? People are saying anything and everything to anyone and everyone.

So, I thought why should I bear the brunt of such shitty pickup lines alone – instead, I can share them with you. 

And here I am with the 45 worst pickup lines on the internet. 

Stay tuned.

45 Worst Pickup Lines That Should Never Be Used Again!

To make things interesting, I think I’m going to divide these pickup lines into different sections. Yeah, what’s the point of randomly listing pickup lines – neither you will find them funny, nor will you go through all of them.

So, here I’m dividing the worst pickup lines into different sections:

1. Creepy. 
2. Cringey.
3. Common. 

The Worst Pickup Lines That Are Just Plain Creepy:

While bad pickup lines just leave a bad aftertaste – much like biting on an elachi while having Biryani – creepy lines are just that: CREEPY. I’m literally scared of these lines – these are creepy, and sometimes plain annoying. 

In fact, if anyone ever uses creepy pickup lines on you, just block and report them, especially on a dating app! 

So, here’s some of the worst, not to mention, creepiest pickup lines:

1. Are you a medium rare steak? Cause I’d eat you even if you were bleeding.
2. Are your parents bakers? Cause those are some hot buns!
3. Your stilettos would look much better on my shoulders.
4. Are you looking for a STUD? Because I already have the STD, all I need is U.
5. You’ve got something on your lips. Mind if I remove it with mine?
6. You look like my first wife.
7. I bet I could bench-press you.
8. Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood, and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
9. Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don’t intend to sleep with another woman until I’m back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
10. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
11. Your legs are no children. But I would sure love to raise ’em.
12. Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.
13. I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets!
14. You can call me Leonardo da Vinci because I will make you moan-Alyssa.
15. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

The Worst Pickup Lines That Are Just So Cringey!

There’s something so off about cringey pickup lines that they kinda turn me off instantly. Like, these are just annoying and such a major turn-off. I always, always stay away from these lines. In fact, if someone uses them on you, just ghost them – I would not even feel guilty about ghosting people. 

So, here’s some of the worst, not to mention, a complete cringefest of pickup lines:

1. You look like trash. Can I take you out?
2. You can call me Shrek because I’m head over heels in love with you.
3. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!
4. Are you on your period? ‘Cause you are bloody beautiful.
5. Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south.
6. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
7. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… cause I’m the 1 you need.
8. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
9. I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes.
10. Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.
11. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
12. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
13. I’m looking for something but it’s not on the menu… Your phone number.
14. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
15. Are you a light switch? Because I want to turn you on.

The Worst Pickup Lines That Are Super Common!

There’s nothing wrong with these pickup lines, except they are very, very common! I mean, everyone has heard them and we are kinda done with hearing them again and again. Imagine you are on a dating app, and 3 out of your 7 matches end up using the same pickup line on you.

That would really make your experience bad – it’s boring, there’s nothing authentic, and it’s just not my thing. 

So, here’s some of the worst, not to mention, most common pickup lines:

1. Are you French? Because Eiffel is for you.
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
3. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you, and I’m not appealing it.
5. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine a future without you.
6. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re making my lips want to talk.
7. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type to press.
8. Are you a password? Because I forgot everything I was going to say when I saw you.
9. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus fine.
10. Are you a microwave? Because you’re warming me up inside.
11. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
12. Do you have a twin sister? Cause I would love to have you both.
13. Are you a vampire? Because you might want a taste of me.
14. Are you the Titanic? Because I want to smash you.
15. Do you have a twin sister? Cause I would love to have you both.

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