Ah, the best Tinder pickup lines! My favorite thing to write about. Yes, I know it’s 2025 and nobody really likes pickup lines anymore. I mean, I keep hearing they are outdated.

Yes, most pickup lines are just goddamn cringey. But, I think it also depends on who is saying it. When a hottie with great intellect and confidence uses a fun pickup line on me, I definitely flash him a smile. Yes, I’m very narcissistic and a sucker for men who are hot and ambitious. 

And some pickup lines are just too good – if they make you blush and you flirt back, it means the line was good. 

So, while I agree that pickup lines are somewhat outdated, I can’t negate their significance completely. 

On that note, I’ve listed some pickup lines below that you can feel free to use whenever and wherever – no credits needed! 

The Best Tinder Pickup Lines

Before dropping any random pickup line on some stranger or worse, someone who wasn’t expecting it at all, it’s better to make one thing clear.

Pickup lines can be funny, somewhat dirty, and definitely witty – that doesn’t mean you will be creepy. So, let’s keep the creepy part out of this equation and check out the best Tinder pickup lines that have always worked for me (without fail).

The Best Tinder Pickup Lines: Icebreakers

On dating apps, your icebreakers and conversation starters can make it or break it for you. These are, perhaps, the most crucial things to start your journey on a dating app. But who said conversation starters cannot also be fun pickup lines? Literally nobody. 

On that note, let’s check out the best pickup lines that also act as icebreakers on dating apps:

1. Do you think Maths is boring? Everyone keeps talking about ‘X’ and ‘Y’ but all I wanted to talk about is ‘you’ and ‘I.’ 
2. Coffee? If yes, then just breathe. And If not, just recite the bible in Hebrew. 
3. I won’t be able to turn water into wine. But I can definitely make you mine.
4. Apart from being hot all the time, what do you do for a living?
5. Let’s commit a crime together. You steal my heart, and I’ll steal yours! 
6. I don’t know how the universe will end, but I know how it began: with ‘U N I.’
7. Can I save your picture? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas. 
8. I love your sense of style? Do you know what else will look good on you? Well, ME!
9. Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I would fall for you. 
10. I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra-friendly to someone who is extra-attractive. 

The Best Tinder Pickup Lines: Funny

I have always hated pickup lines that are not that funny. I mean, what’s the point of even using pickup lines if they fail to make you laugh. 

On that note, here are the best funny Tinder pickup lines that will always work for you (it should):

1. Are you from Japan? Because it Tok-yo long enough to notice. 
2. Knock Knock! Who’s There? Where and When. Who ‘Where’ and ‘When?’ My place, tomorrow – me and you! 
3. IDK how to use pickup lines or flirt. I’m just going to stare at you till you go out with me. 
4. There is something terribly wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off your pictures! 
5. You believe in love at first sight? Should I walk past you tomorrow?
6. Are you my anxiety? Because that’s the only thing which makes my heart race and legs shake? 
7. Smoking is harmful for your health. And babe, you are killing me. 
8. I don’t really need your Instagram. Because I am already following you. 
9. If you think I am such a pain in your ass…why not add some more lubricant.
10. Are you a rainstorm because you have me dripping wet?

The Best Tinder Pickup Lines: Pop Culture

This is literally a special edition section considering it is specifically meant for pop culture fans. If you are always binging shows like I do then you would certainly be very impressed when someone tries to use a pickup line that clearly shows they did some research. 

On that note, here are the best pickup lines for pop culture fans – and yes, you can use them on all dating apps, as long as the recipient ‘gets’ the reference: 

1. Are you winter? Because I can’t wait for you to come!
2. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg, and I can just go down on you.
3. One night with me, and they will start calling you the Moaning Myrtle.
4. You are worthy of my hammer.
5. Be my Dumble…whore.
6. You must be Cinderella because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight.
7. Is your name Ariana? ‘Coz, your dick is Grande!
8. You must be Medusa because you are making me rock hard.
9. You are wonderland and I am Alice.
10. White lips, pale face, let’s fuck at your place.

The Best Tinder Pickup Lines: Witty

If funny is my first parameter then witty is my second vital parameter! The basic thing that a pickup line can be is funny and witty. If it’s not somewhat witty then it is just cringey, or worse, stupid! 

On that note, here are the best Tinder pickup lines that are fun and witty – just the right amount to get you the response you desire. 

1. If a car is travelling at 40km/hr then how long will it take you to realize that I love you. 
2. Fuck butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you. 
3. You must be exhausted, after everything we did in my dreams last night. 
4. Everyone’s been asking me for drugs – and I’ve been telling them about your smile.
5. Can I follow you? My dad advised me to follow my dreams!
6. I was feeling a little off today. But then you kinda turned me on! 
7. Are you a charger? Because I would definitely die without you. 
8. I need to make a confession. You are my favorite kinda pain in the ass! 
9. Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type!
10. Do you want to workout together? Kissing can burn 6.4 calories in 60 seconds.

The Best Tinder Pickup Lines: Dirty

Finally, my favorite section! 

Dirty pickup lines! Of course, you can’t use these lines on unsuspecting people you are meeting for the first time – or worse, talking for the first time. I suggest using these on people you know – like your boyfriend, or someone you are flirting with, or someone with whom you have that vibe. 

On that note, here are some of the best dirty pickup lines that you can use! 

1. I’m not into watching sunsets. But I would definitely watch you go down.
2. I’m having a season sale in my house. My clothes? All on 100% off!
3. Your body is made up on 70% water. And I am kinda thirsty. 
4. Why spread hate, when you can spread your legs?
5. Why should I drop a pickup line, when I can drop you on my bed?
6. Your lips kinda look lonely. Do they need company? Mine are free! 
7. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you are making me hard. 
8. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass! 
9. You have good grades, don’t you? Hoping this ‘D’ won’t hurt. 
10. I know you think we should talk. But the truth is my tongue can impress you better than my words!

READ MORE:

• 5 MOST Common Tinder Scams (No.5 Will Blow Your Mind!)
• Is Tinder Safe? Safety Hacks I Always Follow On Dating Apps
• How To Talk On Tinder? My Personal Guide For Introverts Who Overthink Too Much!